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 Three Ladies in a Sauna

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m87nichols
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PostSubject: Three Ladies in a Sauna   Three Ladies in a Sauna EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:38 pm

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND

THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO
THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!

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PostSubject: Re: Three Ladies in a Sauna   Three Ladies in a Sauna EmptyWed Mar 04, 2009 12:00 am

so so wrong yet funny
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ladies in a Sauna   Three Ladies in a Sauna EmptyWed Mar 04, 2009 3:27 am

rrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnndddddddoooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm!
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ladies in a Sauna   Three Ladies in a Sauna EmptyWed Mar 04, 2009 11:07 pm

LOL!..thats crz!!..that sounds like something newman would do!..lol! j/k

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PostSubject: Re: Three Ladies in a Sauna   Three Ladies in a Sauna EmptyFri Jul 10, 2009 11:01 am

That is one funny joke!!!!!!!!! I'm just wondering how she sent back a confirmation.
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ladies in a Sauna   Three Ladies in a Sauna EmptyFri Jul 10, 2009 11:17 am

eeewwwwwww! oh man that just take the joke to a whole new level! hahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Three Ladies in a Sauna   Three Ladies in a Sauna EmptyFri Jul 10, 2009 11:20 am

One that would probably require some Beano!
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