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DoozerisKING
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyFri Sep 05, 2008 11:03 pm

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyFri Sep 05, 2008 11:04 pm

When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyFri Sep 05, 2008 11:05 pm

Chuck Norris likes long walks on the beach, Barry White music, Harlequin romance novels, songbirds, rainbows, and quiet time with his lady…just before he roundhouse kicks her in the face.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyFri Sep 05, 2008 11:06 pm

Best one yet:

"They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
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m87nichols
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptySat Sep 06, 2008 10:07 am

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptySat Sep 06, 2008 4:43 pm

chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptySat Sep 06, 2008 4:47 pm

America is not a democracy. its a Chucktatorship.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyMon Sep 08, 2008 4:55 pm

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyMon Sep 08, 2008 6:25 pm

It is said that Chucke Norris is sooo noobish, that he's even more noobish than Nichols...Now THAT is noobish..
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyMon Sep 08, 2008 10:04 pm

Docta Jukebox wrote:
It is said that Chucke Norris is sooo noobish, that he's even more noobish than Nichols...Now THAT is noobish..

haha thats funny!

Chuck Norris invented the noob

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyTue Sep 09, 2008 3:59 pm

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyTue Sep 09, 2008 4:02 pm

Chuck Norris must be enjoying this topic lol
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyMon Oct 13, 2008 6:47 pm

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyMon Oct 13, 2008 6:47 pm

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyMon Oct 13, 2008 6:48 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyMon Oct 13, 2008 6:48 pm

heres one for newman

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyMon Oct 13, 2008 6:49 pm

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyMon Oct 13, 2008 6:50 pm

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s buttocks halfway through the first chapter

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyMon Oct 13, 2008 6:51 pm

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyMon Oct 13, 2008 6:53 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyWed Oct 29, 2008 5:41 pm

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyTue Nov 25, 2008 2:57 pm

That isn't a chin behind Chucks beard. That's another fist!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiyyyyaaaaaa!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyTue Nov 25, 2008 3:13 pm

Bruce Lee didn't die of natural causes. It was due to injuries inflicted by Chuck on the movie set!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyFri Nov 28, 2008 2:48 pm

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2 EmptyMon Feb 16, 2009 3:24 pm

Master Chief is actually Chuck Norris

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