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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts EmptySat Aug 30, 2008 7:17 pm

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Well i thought i would start a topic of Chuck Norris Jokes.


Chuck Norris meet a bear n the woods and the bear played dead

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts EmptySat Aug 30, 2008 7:18 pm

if Chuck Norris Jumped into the ocean he wouldnt get wet the water would get Chuck Norrised!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts EmptySat Aug 30, 2008 7:19 pm

Its not Global Warming its just Chuck Norris getting Angry!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts EmptySat Aug 30, 2008 7:20 pm

Chuck Norris once stepped in a mud puddle and casued a tidal wave

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Chuck Norris once sneezed and caused a tornado

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

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Chuck Norris doesnt go Hunting because Hunting inplys failure....Chuck Norris goes KILLING!!!

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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

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Behind Chuck Norris’ beard is not a chin. Its another Fist!

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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

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Chuck Norris once Shot down a German Fighter Plan by simply point at it with his finger and saying....BAG!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

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Chuck Norris recently started selling his urine as a beverage, we know this as Red Bull.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts EmptySun Aug 31, 2008 7:49 am

hahaha that was a good one!

Chuck Norris can make onions cry

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts EmptySun Aug 31, 2008 4:06 pm

m87nichols wrote:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

hahaha thats the best one lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Chuck Norris Facts EmptyMon Sep 01, 2008 12:12 am

lol nichols, you love chuck norris afro
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellog's "Nails n' Gravel"
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haha good one doozer! There is NO Steriods in baseball only players Chuck Norris has breathed upon

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