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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:17 pm | |
|  Well i thought i would start a topic of Chuck Norris Jokes. Chuck Norris meet a bear n the woods and the bear played dead _________________ 
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:18 pm | |
| if Chuck Norris Jumped into the ocean he wouldnt get wet the water would get Chuck Norrised! _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:19 pm | |
| Its not Global Warming its just Chuck Norris getting Angry! _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:20 pm | |
| Chuck Norris once stepped in a mud puddle and casued a tidal wave _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:21 pm | |
| Chuck Norris once sneezed and caused a tornado _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:21 pm | |
| When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:22 pm | |
| There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:22 pm | |
| Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:23 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesnt go Hunting because Hunting inplys failure....Chuck Norris goes KILLING!!! _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:28 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:28 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:29 pm | |
| Behind Chuck Norris’ beard is not a chin. Its another Fist! _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:29 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:30 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:31 pm | |
| Chuck Norris once Shot down a German Fighter Plan by simply point at it with his finger and saying....BAG!!!!!!!! _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:31 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:33 pm | |
| How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it. _________________ |
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Ole Reynolds20
God rules!
Number of posts : 190
Age : 27
Registration date : 2008-05-09
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:58 pm | |
| Chuck Norris recently started selling his urine as a beverage, we know this as Red Bull. |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:49 am | |
| hahaha that was a good one!
Chuck Norris can make onions cry _________________ |
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alpha777
Dot's Sidekick
Number of posts : 1125
Age : 24
Registration date : 2008-04-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:06 pm | |
| - m87nichols wrote:
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
hahaha thats the best one lol. |
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Docta Jukebox
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 801
Age : 27
Registration date : 2007-12-14
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:12 am | |
| lol nichols, you love chuck norris  |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:43 pm | |
| Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. _________________ |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:11 pm | |
| There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue. _________________ |
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DoozerisKING
Soldier
Number of posts : 84
Registration date : 2008-06-05
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:18 am | |
| Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellog's "Nails n' Gravel" |
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m87nichols
Jesus Fr3ak!
Number of posts : 1690
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-17
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:34 pm | |
| haha good one doozer! There is NO Steriods in baseball only players Chuck Norris has breathed upon _________________ |
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